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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 2:12:37 GMT -5
neighbor,
so, I sort of just dozed off just now in class and I was wondering if by any chance you had written down the notes that the professor had on the board? I don't need them right now. but after class maybe I can borrow them? By the way nice hair.
[/size] salutations frank,
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 3:32:05 GMT -5
frank,
frank longbottom, i'm ashamed to call you my friend if you're dozing in class. whatever will we do with you if you just fall asleep one day and never wake up for any of your classes. i know that you might be tired now and i have taken down the notes but you're going to have to persuade me to give them to you. and... thanks, i was trying something new with it.
not your personal note taker, alice.
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 3:48:26 GMT -5
alice,
Like you haven't fallen asleep in class before. I had stayed up late to work on a paper I owed, its not my fault that these professors keep us so busy and I can't keep up with it. If that happens, well then I give you permission to shave my head bald. Oh persuade you? How about, if you don't give me the notes, I will fail this class, and I will have to retake my seventh year and you'll forever be known as the girl with the best friend who failed a year. Well its nice.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: no should I have?
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 3:59:12 GMT -5
frank,
I have never fallen asleep in class... that I can remember. Ah, was that why you were up? Well at least you finished it, and well, what do you expect Mr. Longbottom you’re a seventh year, there is a lot to be expected of us. I will be here with the clippers if that ever happens, it would be a fun experience. … that is a terribly mean thing to say Frank. I’m sure that you won’t fail this class anyhow; it isn’t that difficult to understand. You will not have to retake your seventh year because of just one class. I’ll give you the notes, but you owe me. I’m not really sure of it myself, but really, thanks.
feeling guilty, alice.
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 4:09:44 GMT -5
alice,
You are lying! I bet you have been bored to sleep in some class, like BINNS! Not a single soul has ever not slept in his class as any Ravenclaw. Yes thats why I was up, what were you spying on me? I expect them to go easy on me because I've made it this far. The only time I get immunity is if I'm sick or some other unavoidable cause. hey! You told me to persuade you, well its not difficult if you have the notes for it, which you have like some kind of gate keeper. Hey! You can't say that, you don't know, for all we know the professors are all prats and will say oh you failed a class, redo it all, and maybe its a gate-way fail, I fail one, I fail them all. Okay. I owe you one and you're a life saver.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: Oh, I didn't know there was a time limit on these kinds of things, just thought one day a girl would come up and snog me and we'd have a nice happy future together.
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 4:18:36 GMT -5
 frank,
I’m not lying! I swear! I have never fallen asleep in one of my classes and Binns is not that boring. He says some fascinating things… not that I can think of one right now but still! I wasn’t spying on you, I was just curious… a bit worried actually. Well they are trying to prepare us for the NEWTs, which will be terrible because I’m not prepared at all. You don’t even get immunity then. YEAH, I told you to persuade me, not make me feel ten times worse about the whole situation. And I am not a gate keeper to notes… not really anyways. And for a fact, I know that because you could always make it up for the NEWTs. Hmph. Yes, you owe me and I am a life saver.
slightly confused alice.
ps. There isn’t a time limit on these things, but I still don’t know why you don’t have a girlfriend. It is impossible that you don’t have one. Frank, the chances of that is lower than the chance of you getting killed by a Phoenix. You really need to find yourself or a girlfriend, or better yet... I could find you one. [/blockquote] |
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 5:07:34 GMT -5
alice,
Hmph. Fine. I'll take it, because I know you so well and you aren't the type to lie, at least not to wittle ole me. Binns? Interesting, he's a ghost with a boring monotone voice, gah, just thinking about him makes me tired. Well now you know, I was studying like a good Frankie. NEWTS. Pft I'll do just fine with the NEWTS. Well I didn't know you'd feel bad about my hypothetical reasoning. Well you are to me, you have the notes I desire. Well I would make it up in the NEWTS, gosh testing. Whatever will I owe you specifically?
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: because none has asked and I haven't found anyone up to par with my low standards? Impossible? Wow make it sound so serious.Whoa. Whoa Whoa. Stop right there, Phoenix's kill people!? So the one that the Headmaster has, I petted it once, and now its going to kill me isn't he! Oh no, no no no. I am not going to become one of your projects!
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 5:16:30 GMT -5
frank,
I would never lie to you Frankie, never ever ever... I might skirt around the truth but never lie. He is interesting! I swear that he is, he isn't too bad for a ghost. I just wish that he would hold a conversation like the Bloody Baron, that would be fun. Well, if you are going to do fine on the NEWTs, I don't suppose you'll need my help with the rest of the notes you're missing. I'm sure that Remus has better notes than I do or Lily for that matter! And I don't know yet, I'll take a raincheck on that until I think of something that I deem worthy.
pondering thoughtfully alice.
ps. Well no one is ever goingto ask you if you don't put yourself out there! Low standards? Really Frank? I do make it sound so serious because it is! And yes, Phoenixes have the capablity to kill people, but Fawkes is a sweetheart. Projects? How would you be one of my projects? Honestly Frank, you make it sound like I'm a mad scientist or something. [/blockquote] |
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 5:29:55 GMT -5
alice,
Well see, then I am pretty sure I just said you wouldn't lie. Glad we have this full circle of establishment. You like to swear on things don't you, I rather have a class with the Bloody Barron at least I would be too scared to fall asleep. No! I need the notes! Because I bet because if I don't get these notes, I will miss a core part of the NEWTS and fail! We've been through this Ali, you give me notes, Frank doesn't fail and then I owe you one, its a win-win. Well I haven't asked them, because I went to you first. That and the note was supposed to go to Remus but it hit you instead. JUST KIDDING, don't freak out.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: I didn't realize I had to put myself out there more than simply walking out of my dormitory. Low Standards, well I'd date just about anyone, so long as they're nice. No its not? I don't see everyone running around with bouquets of flowers or jumping off the Astronomy tower in dedication of love. Oh phew. I was starting to get worried. You are! A mad, find people love scientist! I bet you even have a white lab coat.
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 5:40:36 GMT -5
frank,
Yes, well... yeah. I guess I do like to swear on a lot of things. It is a bad habit. And yes, class with the Bloody Baron would be very interesting but fairly distracting, I would assume because all he does is swashbuckle and swing his sword about. No, no, no, no, no, no Frank. Stop making me feel bad about things! I will give you my notes, honest. You'll probably owe me like fifty, by the end of this. And like I said, my notes won't be nearly as good as Remus or Lily's and that is RUDE. I do not freaking out Frank RUDE Longbottom, never in all my years.
creating lists alice.
ps. You would date anyone so long as they're nice? Well, isn't that just about everyone... aside from the rude ones. Well, of course you don't see that! I, clearly, instruct against that because it is dangerous unless they have mastered the safe fall spell. I'm sure that Fawkes might peck and claw sometimes, but I don't think you anything to worry about so long as you don't upset him. And no, I'm not... I'm really not, and I don't have a white lab coat, it's yellow. [/blockquote] |
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Jul 31, 2011 5:56:04 GMT -5
alice,
Well its better than actually swearing I suppose. I don't mind, I've known you forever and ten years. Well yeah, I doubt he would be doing much teaching probably the only reason why Binns is the professor. I'm not trying to make you feel bad! You are the one playing with my emotions giving me them one second and then the next all Oh you don't need them. Fifty, my geeze thats quite a debt. All your years? Really now, you have the depth and wisdom from your seventeen years? Well I didn't go to Remus or Lily, went to you now didn't I.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: Well see there is a thin line between good and bad choices here, see there is a standard sort of with my nice allegation. Instruct? You give love instructions? So what your like the Hogwarts Cupid or something? Well, I don't plan to ever give that bird another look so long as I know he has the possibility of attacking me. Well I think you are and oh so its not white? Rebel I see.
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Jul 31, 2011 6:07:58 GMT -5
frank,
It is much, much, much better than actually swearing. Swearing is very impolite and hurtful for the other party. I’m glad you don’t mind, though I suppose it comes with being my best friend. Yeah, I think he would probably try to stab us all at one point or another… whether it is jokingly or not is beyond me though. Well, if you are, you’re doing a really bad job of it. And I am not playing with your emotions! You just need notes, if anything I’m playing with your ability to do well on the NEWTs. And yes, fifty at least which is a large debt to be repaid. I expect it in full. Of course I have a depth and wisdom from my seventeen years, if I didn’t I don’t think I would be standing where I am today. Why you went to me first is really beyond me.
plotting alice.
ps. I suppose that is true enough, but I still think you need a girlfriend. Yes, I instruct sometimes. Something like a Hogwarts Cupid, but mostly a matchmaker. Awwe, is someone scared of little ole Fawkes now? You could always catch him on one of his burning days, he is a sweet little chick then. I promise that I will find you the absolutely best girl, or at least someone to go on a date with. Pretty please? [/blockquote] |
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Aug 1, 2011 1:49:54 GMT -5
alice,
Well depends on the swear, I mean there are times when its not nearly that bad. Sometimes its even just a joke. There are a lot of things that come with being best friends, like knowing my favorite color is blue. Well good thing he's a ghost and can't do much physical harm to us, now Peeves could. Yes, well I can't help it. Not playing, helping, you are being the good Samaritan that I know you are. I will repay it as long as I know how to do so. Well your not really standing, but I get what you mean. Because I already owe Lily & Remus a arm and a leg.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps:
Well I feel like I can live without a girlfriend, I mean I have already this long haven't I. Minus that one time I dated that one girl from Hufflepuff. Matchmaker and Cupid are like the same thing. I am terrified of little ole Fawkes now, oh right I bet he'd attack me then too. I am silently groaning here! But fine! I will let you set me up on some date, so long as its not a Slytherin. She also has to be cute, like I want to pinch her cheeks so cute.
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Post by ALICE DEIDRE PREWETT on Aug 1, 2011 2:25:06 GMT -5
frank,
... some of them might not be as bad, but still. It might be a joke, but I really do find it rude to swear without cause. And I guess Frank... and along with favourite colours... setting you up with dates. Yes, good thing that the Bloody Baron is a ghost, no harm done. No, I love Peeves, he is a riot. He might hurt people sometimes but he is a riot. I suppose it is helping but... it really doesn't seem like it. And good, because I would hate you forever if you didn't. Ah, so that is why you didn't ask them.
plotting alice.
ps. You have lived this long, but honestly... you need love in your life! And I guess it is the same thing. Why are you terrified of Fawkes, he is such a sweetie-pie. He would not attack you. YAY! I promise that she won't be a Slytherin and she will be very cute! Promise. [/blockquote] |
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Post by FRANK AIDEN LONGBOTTOM on Aug 2, 2011 21:48:12 GMT -5
alice,
Well most of the time there is rarely a cause for it, but sometimes it would seem blatantly random. No guessing its all true! Hey! Setting me up on a date isn't really a requirement of the best friend category, just in the Alice best friend category. Well if he wasn't a ghost, I doubt he would be haunting here, or maybe he would, for the ghost convention they have on halloweeen. I'll give you that one, when he isn't bugging myself personally, and bothering others, it is quite funny and entertaining. Yeah, I already owe them for DADA notes and Transfiguration and NO, I didn't sleep in all those classes either.
[/size] salutations frank,
ps: I don't NEED love in my life. you want me to have it, two very different things. Because Fawkes can kill me and I want to give him less reasons to think of doing it! Okay, we have ourselves a deal?
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